Monday, June 25, 2012

At least they will graduate being good at something

Sorry for that it's been a long while since I posted here at CM.  Busy, busy, busy.  I am laying the groundwork for a whole new business model of higher education.  If you worried about becoming a whore to some education-corporation, don't worry.  Now it's the students' turn.

Here's the, um, flava

You may not think prostitution and academics are a good mix.  That's what they said about NCAA football too, and my idea doesn't even require a playoff system.  (Although...)

Schools provide employment as prostitutes to students in lieu of more college loans, or allowing students to pay off their loans.  The latter arrangement would only be available for those students or recent grads under 27 years old, unless the customer is one of those freaks that likes sex with old people.  No shit - you can actually find people like that on the internet.

The school provides safety and ease of payment for everybody and keeps a cut for themselves.  By providing a revenue stream that is independent of state taxes or alumni contributions, the school can lower tuition.

Just like in sports, very well qualified high school applicants can be given scholarships with the hope of making it big at the collegiate level before going pro.  The quality of a school's prostitutes can be a feature of campus recruiting.  Imagine the brochures and lip-dub videos.

Let me know how awesome an idea this is in the comments.

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